Christian - he/him/his pronouns
Giant Bag of Dicks
Illegal Gender Magic
OK SO I REVERSED SOME OF THE AUDIO IN THE BACKGROUND OF FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS AND HOLY SHIT GUYS I’M LITERALLY CREEPED OUT
There’s an abundance of bad things happening right now, and it’s hard not to be sucked into that black hole of sadness, so let’s have a puppy party shall we.
Because, let’s face it, dogs never grow up.
"The gays" I say with a dry monotone voice completely ignoring my own very apparent homosexuality